Don't Talk To Me I Have A Hot Girlfriend
"Wore it out and my girlfriend couldn't stop laughing. Everyone behind me read it and lost it. Print is bold, cotton is thick — best gag gift she's ever gotten me."
Let the back
do the talking.
Clean blank front, unmissable back print — "Don't talk to me, I have a hot girlfriend." The kind of tee that gets a double-take, then a screenshot. Big high-contrast lettering that pops from across the room and stays crisp wash after wash.
Warning: side effects include compliments and a very flattered girlfriend.
Bold Back Print
High-contrast lettering across the whole back — reads loud and clear from across the room.
Heavyweight Cotton
Structured, unisex classic-fit cotton that holds its shape and its print, wash after wash.
Elite Gag Gift
The undefeated gift for your boyfriend, best friend or the group chat. Guaranteed reaction.
Unisex Fit
Clean classic cut in S–3XL. Grab true-to-size, or size up for that oversized look.
Available in
S to 3XL.
Grab yours, gift one to your favorite taken guy, or match with the group. True-to-size unisex fit and a bold print built to survive every wash-day.
- Sizes S → 3XL, unisex fit
- Perfect boyfriend / anniversary gift
- Instant conversation-starter
2,140 taken guys reporting in 🔥
Size Guide
Unisex classic fit. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look. Measurements are garment, in inches.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
FAQ
Where is the print?
Big and bold across the BACK — "Don't talk to me, I have a hot girlfriend." The front is clean and blank, so the message hits when you turn around.
How does it fit?
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Prefer it roomy or oversized? Size up one. Check the size guide above for chest and length.
What's the fabric?
Heavyweight 100% cotton (heather shades are a cotton-poly blend), structured, soft and built to last.
How do I wash it?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The print stays crisp launch after launch.
How fast does it ship?
Made to order and shipped within 2–4 days with worldwide tracked shipping. Most arrive within a few business days after that.
Love it or your money back
Rock it for 30 days. If it's not the funniest, comfiest tee in your closet, send it back for a full refund — no hard feelings.
Size Guide
Unisex classic fit · true to size · size up for relaxed. Garment measurements, inches.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |